Nov 2, 2009

Mi muerte

Con eso del día de muertos, altares, halloween y demás, me dió por pensar en mi epitafio.
¿Qué dirá? Para ahorrarle problema a los que me sobrevivan, lo redactaré ahora mismo y en mi testamento dejaré dicho que eso es lo que quiero que diga mi lápida. Ah! porque no quiero que me incineren, quiero volver a la tierra. Nada de urnas, quiero un féretro. Quiero que me entierren a los pies de un eucalipto o de un fresno.
Pero volvamos al contenido de mi epitafio, esa es la parte más difícil.
"Aquí yace la mujer que esperamos esté en el más allá como lo estuvo en el más acá." me convence. "Aquí descansan los restos de Mariazell quien alcanzó su peso ideal al despojarse de su carne mortal"...Mejor dejaré la molestia y el pendiente a los que me sobrevivan.



Yo también preferiría que me entierren, aunque finalmente cuando muera espero no darme cuenta de nada, lo mismo sucederá con mi epitafio...

AleMamá said...

jajaja, están buenos tus epitafios. Ojalá lo redacten en muchos años más.

Gabriela said...

Nunca lo he pensado. Es que siento que los que se van están a nuestro lado, y no bajo la tierra o convertidos en cenizas.
Como dices, mejor dejo la tareíta a los que se queden.

Léo said...

Jaja que buen epitafio, espero el mío sea tan bueno. Aunque no estoy seguro de volver a la tierra y mejor convertirme en polvo y viajar por el mundo con ayuda del viento.

América Gutiérrez said...

Me encantaron tu epitafios, es bueno volver a la tierra y es mejor disfrutar aquí, por si no se puede disfrutar allá. Saludos y feliz día de muertos

Kenissee said...

jajajaja... muy bueno!!!! mejor dejalo a la imaginación de los sobrevivientes!!!....
Su peso ideal???? que creativa

maria jesus said...

Yo tambien quiero que me entierren
¿ mi epitafio? cualquier cosa menos "tu familia no te olvida"

Ana said...

¿por qué no incinerar? no dice la escritura, "polvo eres y en polvo te convertirás? par qué esperar a que suceda todo el desagradable episodio de la descomposición, agusanamiento, degradación del esqueleto...? alk mal paso, darle prisa.

Morgenrot said...

Risas...; muy bueno Zocadiz. Yo también he pensado iniciarlo, pero me retiro enseguida, ¡ uf!.

Lo del peso, no sé , no sé..., adelgazar sí que se adelgaza, ja, ja...

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